10 Things I Hate About You 

I hate that I can’t talk to you
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you smile at me
I hate it when you stare
I hate your dumb bright orange shirt
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
And even worse when I want to cry
I hate it when you’re not around
And even when you are
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.