Borrowing a Piece Of Paper

You what?
You love me?
Because I gave you a lousy piece of paper?

You what?
You hate me now?
Because I got a better grade than you?

You what?
You don't understand?
Because I know those big words that impress English teachers?

You what?
You need me?
Because no one else will listen to you?

You what?
You need paper?
Because then you'll love me again.