Get Wet

Oh, wow, water polo...
(I'm not a fan of sports)
Something new and...fun...
But...you'll get wet...

Nah, not for me
I'll skip the whole thing
I'll sit at home and cry
As I usually do
When I don't want to get wet
Oh, no,
I didn't say getting wet was bad
No, of course not
I might have implied it...a little...
Heh...so...

I'm going home now,
...curling up into a ball...
...hiding from getting wet...
and getting hurt.