Trained Eggbeater

I talked to a trained eggbeater last night,
And I know I bored the hell out of him.
I have to admit, I was feeling unstable again.
I can't help it if I'm just a fool.

I watched a Shakespeare last night,
And I felt sorry for beautiful Desi,
She was caught in an undeserved lie.
And I know how much that hurts.

I talked to a trained eggbeater last night,
I said some things before I could stop.
Did he mind that I'd rubbed off on him?
Now I know why Ophelia drowned.